A social media influencer and a controversial critic by name Nze Duru couldn’t hold his disappointment with the 2019presidential debate as he took to his facebook to write an open later to Atiku.
How was the trip down from the United States Of America? Why did you come in a dash? What was the hurry for? You don’t look like a weed smoker. So why behave like one who just got enrolled into Ganja Smoking Nursey And Primary School?
If the debate was about Mr. B you think we would waste money buying fuel? Is this Bovi: Man On Fire show? Is this Basket Mouth uncensored? You think we are here to play? Seriously because I Go Dye engaged you the other day on Twitter so you think we are a nation of clowns?
How the heck did we get here?
You took 6000 miles back to Nigeria to come watch Arsenal vs Chelsea on DSTV? You could have just shorten your journey and go to North London instead.
Really, that would have made more sense. At least we would have tweaked the storyline to read, ‘Presidential Candidate Touched Down Emirate Stadium To Watch Iwobi: Atiku Says Every Single Nigerian Matters’.
You had to show up, only to show off, and finally show out. Disappointed. To say the least.
But I seem to get it.
In your mind, I can’t be here debating with my potential ministers. If we were any smarter in this country, we could shock you.
For this move. We could make sure yourself and your kinsman is left out. You disrespected us man.
What were you scared of? Oby’s bad mouth? Moghalu’s nosey nose? Or Fela’s visionary eyes?
If I had my way, I’d just vote Wizkid for President and Wande Coal for Vice-President.
Do you know how much work some of us did to convince ourselves that ‘Atiku Can’t Be That Bad’? How we just want anything strong enough to remove Mr. B, knowing all these other peeps are just jokers and in the race for the wrong reasons.
Let’s assume they are for real, who knows Fela Durotoye up north? Majority of those who have their PVC in their brassieres and pants, running in the northern swamps and muds are in their thousands and millions. And unfortunately they aren’t interested in the Debate. So they won’t even feel disrespected by you and Mr. B.
But I think they should know Wizkid or Olamide. They like music. We can even draft in a local northern musician as Wizzy’s running mate. All we need do is have Wizzy feature him in a joint.
It can’t get any worse, to have StarBoy CEO as Nigeria’s first citizen. Yeah, don’t give me that excuse that he is a drug addict. Cos I don’t want to think you and Mr. B aren’t managing drugs too.
What else will make you dress up in USA, take a flight to Nigeria, for an event sake, get to the event’s door, then change your mind?
What else will make your counterpart (the chief presidential candidate) introduce a gubernatorial candidate to a campaign crowd as a presidential candidate?
Am I missing something? Did I miss the communique? Was the bill to legalize marijuana passed and no one told me?
Anyways, we have our ears on ground and eyes on all of you. As we monitor the 2019 elections. Its not too late to redeem your image. So trust me to ink you all the way to the Election Day.
I won’t stop inking.
Your Induction-Letter-To-The-Weed-Hall-Of-Fame Spotter,
PS: You and I know if you had something for the boys (and girl), that debate would have never happened. Just share like 20milla across the debaters and everyone will sing in one voice the chorus of No Bubu No Debate. Better than ‘falling your hands’ like this.
PS2: You just distracted us from shaming all the Chelsea fans. Arsenal beat them 2-0 but now all of them have turned political analysts on social media.